I don't go on Deviant art at all anymore... So I just wanted to put this here so no one thinks I'm just ignoring them or something. Yeah.

what a fag-ish journal title.
I finally started listening to more Leonard Cohen. It's like discovering my love for guitar all over again. His music is amazing. Go listen to it. Right now.

It really is. I got my next class tomorrow morning. I don't have my shinai yet, because they have to order them in, I guess. It doesn't matter that much though, because we're doing kata tomorrow which uses these wooden swords. For those of you who don't know, in kendo, we use two kinds of "swords". One is a split bamboo sword called a shinai, which is used for like, pretty much everything, except kata. The solid wood sword, or "Bokken" is for kata. Uh... So yeah.

On a different note, I recently watched the Love Guru. Not as cool as Enter the Dragon.

I start my kendo lessons tonight. It's gonna be cool, I think. What isn't cool about smacking people with bamboo swords? Also, I've only a bit of homework tonight. I don't mind math so much now, because I actually get it.
Tomorrow wont be great though. I've got two big tests and kendo goes late tonight, so I'll be tired tomorrow and I probably wont be thinking well. I'm just gonna do what I always do though, and just face it head on. Go in, write it, and gtfo.

On a completely different note, here's how you can catch an elephant.

I. Dig a big hole. Like, BIG, 'cause the elephant has to fit inside it.
II. Burn some wood and throw the ashes into the hole until it's almost completely full.
III. Go to the store and buy some peas. The more the better.
IV. Put the peas all around the edge of the hole.
V. Wait until the elephant goes to take a pea, and kick it in the ash-hole.

Also, here's a joke to tell people.

Q: How do you get down off an elephant
A: You get down off a duck, stupid!

See, if you don't get it, "down" are feathers from ducks that people use to stuff pillows, quilts, etc.
It's sort of funny if you understand it.

I've started this weird comic called house-man and bizzaro-dude. It's supposed to be kind of a "huh?" thing. It's not ha ha funny, but its like that sort of quick, short breath out your nose funny. It's about House-man, a gardening, crime fighting house that is also a man of some sort. The only way to get in house man is through his back door, and he doesn't let just anyone in there. Bizzaro-dude is his strange neighbor that is bilingual and often misspells english. He's can be quite intelligent but also nosey, which House-man doesn't like because he doesn't want people to know he's a crime fighter despite the fact he tells people all the time.